Saturday, May 26, 2001

Okay, blog*spot was down for awhile, they were switching servers and dns shit and all. But its back now. So here we go! Anyways, I'm going to register retardwarfare.com when i get paid on the first. Thats going to be fun. ya. Anyways....I'm at ashley's house right now, listening to bowling for soup. These guys are fucking rad. whee! Anyways i'm out. love peace chicken grease!

Thursday, May 24, 2001

Shit, last time I broke down a binary code, I had to listen to it cry for weeks. fuck that shit.

math is simple...the easiest are powers and exponents, or maybe even fractions and compounds....simple shit...now quadratics...theres my weak point...id rather be breaking down chemical compositions or maybe even translating binary code, now thats fun!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2001

math is fun. unless it involves numbers and crazy symbols... oh wait.

Tuesday, May 22, 2001

Fuck, sometimes this shit can be a real fucking pain in the arse, but i think i got it all working. yay! Now I can go eat lunch. sigh....Oh hehehehe, robert sent me his graphic of the oil refinery, its too cartooney. ugh... he will get better though, he has more skills in the 3d graphics department than I do. Oh well. I was just very let down, i thought it was going to actually be cool, he spent 25 hours on it, and it looks like poop. Gotta go. See ya.
Oh fuck.....I got up and for some reason I decided that today was the day I would clean my room, i mean not just pick it up a little, this was an all out cleaning battle. I fucking moved my beds, swept and moped under them with lemon scented pine sol. Then I made the beds, new sheets, pillow cases, etc....then i cleaned off my desk, organized my dresser drawers, wiped down the walls and ceiling. phew...i'm tired. Now I shall go lift wieghts, eat lunch, get some sun, and then go to work. wheee!
no problem. i know you aren't asian. i got the woo-teng thing. but woo is shorter. and more fun to say. sorry you were so tired! damn. no gay midget porn. did you run to the moon? i can't imagine being that tired.
i took the liberty of giving myself a day off today. which isn't actually a day off since i'm just gonna be sitting around cleaning and doing homework. but at least i slept in. three more days till friday...

Monday, May 21, 2001

thanks dom. i just realized by u saying woo that my name seems chinese or some shit. this is not so, the name that everyone calls me is woo-teng and thats how i spell it but for some reason i did it like this cuz i just got done smokin my crack pipe while watchin gay midget porn. so don't b confused by my name i'm not even remotely asian. anywho i would like to change my name or some shit i think i created a couple blogger accounts, but when i asked white-o-rific how to delete an account hes all, "i'm too fat to answer that ? so try to figure it out for yourself." and i'm all, "well fuck u fatass tell me right the fuck now." then he started to cry in that way he always does and i got soft and appologized. needless to say i don't know how to delete my accounts, anyone know?

i'm a tired ass MOFO i'm goin to bed w/o gay midget porn this evening... i know i know, woo-teng goin to bed w/o his gay midget porn? is he sick?, but u have no need to b alarmed i had a long day and i'm just too tired to wack the ol pud but i promise i will do it twice as much tomorrow. OUT!
so the other day i was walking down the street and i see this fat midget guy in a dress. and i'm looking, and i think, damn he's really familiar. but i can't place where i had seen him before. so i finish my errands and i go home. friend of mine comes over and we feel like watching a movie. so i'm going through the ole video collection when i realize, that's where the midget was from! the adult section of my video rack. gay midget porn. woo, if you ever feel like borrowing it, i have some great stuff. i'm a regular porn shop over here. very kinky shit.
i'm sick of debate... i'm "researching" rule 412 right now. sexual harrassment is funny. ahh..
ahhhhhhhhhh, so goood. i just ate lunch and i had an enormous piece of starwberry cheesecake, GODDAMN it was good. so i'm just droppin in cuz youre all a bunch of FAT bitches and i haven't blessed u w/ my dribble, so here it is...

there once was a man from NAUGHTINGHAM who tried to cross a river. ohhh what a dope he tripped on a rope. now look at him shiver. just incase none of u remember what thats from, its a Kevin Costner (or however u spell his name) movie. Kevin is the GREATEST!!!.... lmao@me.

so i was watchin some gay midget porn the other day and WOW! i just can't get over how great it is... if u haven't yet been enlightned to the potential of gay midget porn u should check it out, i promise you won't b disappointed. ok so i have to go back to workin on this GODDAMN farm/ranch here in SHITHOLE, MT (Townsend). peace bitches
working sucks, fid....nuff said. you saw me, no life, and the only friends i had besides you guys were my work clothes... sad and pathetic....but your not working in a dish pit like i was. plus you get paid more then i did.....im goin. i got some inspiration to try and scribble on pieces of paper and tell myself that its halfway decent poetry
Fuck, so I've started my new job which is as close to full time as possible it pays 6.50 an hour which isn't too shabby, and I start my job at the Brickhouse around the 1st of next month? What does that mean exactly? NO fun time for lindsey. Just working all the time. Hurt! Two jobs, I'll most likely be working at the Brickhouse during the day, and then at Mrs. Powell's at night. weak sauce. On the plus side I will have mad cash. And I'm going to get a Mountain Board, for sure. They are hella rad. I also want a long board, and a couple completes. This is what I'm planning on doing with all this money, as well as a computer upgrade, and maybe a piercing here and there. wheee! I'm just rambling. I feel like I need to be sharing more info here on my site, like i used to. I don't know what to talk about, and it seems I have lost a lot of hits lately. I don't know why. I'm trying to get the traffic back up, but its just not working. Anyways....things with Bradi and I are going really well. She is a rad girl. Hrmm....anything else? Lets see, I went mountain boarding tonight, at the library and there is this really steep, rocky, bumpy, hill with shurbs and trees, and those big green power boxes on the side of it. Anyways. I was bombing down it on Casey James' mountain board. It was hella fun. No crashes either. yay. After that we, meaning, john, whitey, dub, matticans, tyler, and myself went to country harvest where we consumed food and coffee before our departure to our homes. Which brings me to this point where I type to you. I think now I will go to bed. Anyone want to comment on the condiments thing they are more than welcome too. Also, I will be adding a aftertalk thing on here eventually. Look forward to that.
this is my second post....did you miss me?? .....right

Sunday, May 20, 2001

Well its like 3am, and I just got home from coffee once again, it looks like the old ritual of skateboarding hanging out, followed by mass consumption of coffee in the late/early hours of the night/day have returned. Its cool though, we sat in Country Harvest and made fun of the drunks. It was good times. I ran into some interesting people today, it was quite fun. Its cool to see everyone back from college. Some I wish hadn't come back. But maybe I can mend those things. Anyways, today was a good day, i'd give it a 7 out of 10. 10 being if i got to have Drew Barrymore for the day. So this was a good good day. Anyways, whitey, i don't think you ever read my site, and if you do, you sure as hell never fucking post on it, anyways, so i guess i will direct this to those who actually do post on my site. Whitey knows what i'm talking about, but we had a contest for the best condiment, i said it was nacho cheese(gas station) followed by creame cheese, followed by ranch dressing i believe it was. Anyways, what do you think about Pulp from orange juice, if they could someone get just the pulp and turn that into a ketchup type form, you know? like replace the ketchup packages with pulp packages...oh my god! anyways what do you think?